not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
I love when cats decide they love something.
That is a very patient bunny.
Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.
Seein as how Russia’s foreign policy seems to mirror that of Germany in 1938… yeah, kinda.
So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?
Also, she said misandry isn’t real
So, basically, fuck her.
ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
I JUST CHOKED ON MY FOOD